Death Beat 

that one heart beat, that one split second or moment when you lean back to far in a chair and just before you can grab a hold of something and save your self from imminent peril and doom, you firmly and whole heartedly believe your going to die. Usually accompanied by your entire life flashing before your eyes.

" haha bro, I seen you have a death beat just now when you were leaning back in chair"

" yeah i thought i was gonna die"

Death Beat by DoomsxDay122112 April 21, 2014

Death Beat 

The action of beating off and yelling “mom” right before you finish and avoiding being caught

I survived the Death Beat

Death Beat by curtis leach May 2, 2022

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

Beat a furry to death week 

Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.

furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.

Beat a furry to death week by nudepenisbiganal69 November 27, 2022

National 'Beat A Homophobe To Death' Day

November 24th is 'National Beat A Homophobe To Death Day'! Feel free to beat acceptance into them in any way you want!

"Hey, Isn't the 24th National 'Beat A Homophobe To Death' Day?" "Just in time for Thanksgiving!"

National 'Beat A Homophobe To Death' Day by the cock wrangler November 19, 2022