(noun) - A cleaver and deceptive little poop that disguises its self as fart. Usually tricking a person into soiling ones own pants.
by DoomsxDay122112 March 14, 2014
That overwhelming, intolerable, unimaginable, and indescribable amount Rage, Loathing, disappointment and hope dashing feelings you felt when you stood outside on December 21st 2012 and absolutely nothing happen. No meteors, nukes, fire. Nothing. And it hurt.
by DoomsxDay122112 March 14, 2014
"hey man you were in restroom for a while bro"
"yeah man, I had a hard time passing this Vrunchumpkin"
"yeah man, I had a hard time passing this Vrunchumpkin"
by DoomsxDay122112 March 14, 2014
that one heart beat, that one split second or moment when you lean back to far in a chair and just before you can grab a hold of something and save your self from imminent peril and doom, you firmly and whole heartedly believe your going to die. Usually accompanied by your entire life flashing before your eyes.
" haha bro, I seen you have a death beat just now when you were leaning back in chair"
" yeah i thought i was gonna die"
" yeah i thought i was gonna die"
by DoomsxDay122112 March 14, 2014