Definitions by DoomsxDay122112

Vrunchumpkin

(noun) - A rambunction little turd

"hey man you were in restroom for a while bro"

"yeah man, I had a hard time passing this Vrunchumpkin"

Vrunchumpkin by DoomsxDay122112 April 21, 2014

Farsneaky 

(noun) - A cleaver and deceptive little poop that disguises its self as fart. Usually tricking a person into soiling ones own pants.

Ugh oh guys, I need to go home. I think I was just attacked by a farsneaky.

Farsneaky by DoomsxDay122112 April 21, 2014

Disapocolynpted 

That overwhelming, intolerable, unimaginable, and indescribable amount Rage, Loathing, disappointment and hope dashing feelings you felt when you stood outside on December 21st 2012 and absolutely nothing happen. No meteors, nukes, fire. Nothing. And it hurt.

i threw my hands in the air and sighed, i was so disapocolynpted

Disapocolynpted by DoomsxDay122112 April 21, 2014

Death Beat 

that one heart beat, that one split second or moment when you lean back to far in a chair and just before you can grab a hold of something and save your self from imminent peril and doom, you firmly and whole heartedly believe your going to die. Usually accompanied by your entire life flashing before your eyes.

" haha bro, I seen you have a death beat just now when you were leaning back in chair"

" yeah i thought i was gonna die"

Death Beat by DoomsxDay122112 April 21, 2014