A loud, outgoing
metrosexual man between 20 and 30 commonly seen with short back and sides hairstyle, fitted blazer, financed Range Rover, new build
house, and tracksuit-wearing tanorexic trophy wife.
The Deano's natural environment is within a
Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.
Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.
Deano popped open another bottle of prosecco after securing another
car deal.
"Deano my
son, five more of those and we'll be going to shagaluf!"