A loud, outgoing metrosexual man between 20 and 30 commonly seen with
short back and sides hairstyle, fitted blazer, financed Range Rover,
new build house, and tracksuit-wearing tanorexic trophy
wife.
The Deano's natural environment is within a Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.
Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for
safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.
Deano
popped open another bottle of prosecco after securing another car
deal.
"Deano my
son, five more of those and we'll be going to shagaluf!"