1. When an unfunny joke is proposed, the person is thought to have pulled a "Daros". The person is then usually required to "type"; the defining characteristic of being Daros'ed.
2. When a person is left out.
2. When a person is left out.
Get to typing, you've just been Daros'ed bitch.
Stephen has been such a fatass lately, we should daros him next time.
Stephen has been such a fatass lately, we should daros him next time.
by RobD September 9, 2005
Get the Daros mug.One of the most powerful beings in the entire DC multiverse. The inspiration for thanos from marvel, (yes that’s right I went there)
A new god and villain most known for being the arch nemesis of the justice league
Seeks to conquer the universe which is why he wants “the anti life equation”
In 2021 Darkseid finally made his live action film debut in “Zack snyders justice league”
Considered one of the best villains of all time in comics and media.
A new god and villain most known for being the arch nemesis of the justice league
Seeks to conquer the universe which is why he wants “the anti life equation”
In 2021 Darkseid finally made his live action film debut in “Zack snyders justice league”
Considered one of the best villains of all time in comics and media.
Darkseid destroys thanos any day of the week
“There is no rao, only darkseid”
Darkseid has powerful abilities one of which is the “omega effect” which emits powerful laser like beams through his eyes which can tear through and incinerate anything unless he wills it not to
Darkseid is a god, other villains are merely pretending to be “gods”
“There is no rao, only darkseid”
Darkseid has powerful abilities one of which is the “omega effect” which emits powerful laser like beams through his eyes which can tear through and incinerate anything unless he wills it not to
Darkseid is a god, other villains are merely pretending to be “gods”
by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022
Get the Darkseid mug.A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti simp equation
DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor
Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.
A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.
DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor
Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.
A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.
DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
Nobody:
DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!
*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*
People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP
*bows down and worships*
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DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.
any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!
simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”
DarkSimp > any god EVER
DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!
*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*
People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP
*bows down and worships*
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DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.
any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!
simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”
DarkSimp > any god EVER
by Nukedmunxxx March 27, 2022
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Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.
Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it
Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will
Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.
Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it
Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will
EXAMPLE:
there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS
outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP
god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now
True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa
God: …..who’s there???
True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation
God: *worries*
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DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer
DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned
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DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.
DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”
Presidents: yes my lord
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Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???
DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)
Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser
*walks off*
DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man
*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*
*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*
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DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes
There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!
there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS
outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP
god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now
True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa
God: …..who’s there???
True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation
God: *worries*
_______
DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer
DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned
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DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.
DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”
Presidents: yes my lord
____
Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???
DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)
Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser
*walks off*
DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man
*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*
*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*
_______
DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes
There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!
by Bujjwaxxxboujee March 31, 2022
Get the DARKSIMP mug.Most powerful antagonist in the entire multiverse even exists outside of it but in order to personally destroy his foes and insult/humiliate everyone he enters through an avatar
DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as
Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers
DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others
DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war
“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp
“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as
Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers
DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others
DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war
“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp
“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
Girl: *challenges DarkSimp to a dance off*
DarkSimp: *unimpressed*
*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*
DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp
There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
DarkSimp: *unimpressed*
*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*
DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp
There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
by WitchesNsnitches_> August 25, 2022
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Get the danosan mug.Darkseid is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by DC Comics. The character first appeared in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 (Nov. 1970) and was created by writer-artist Jack Kirby.
Debuting in the Bronze Age of comic books, Darkseid has appeared in over four decades of DC Comics publications, featuring prominently in the New Gods titles and limited series as the recurring nemesis of the New Gods and Superman. The character has also appeared in associated DC Comics merchandise including animated television series; toys; trading cards and video games.
Debuting in the Bronze Age of comic books, Darkseid has appeared in over four decades of DC Comics publications, featuring prominently in the New Gods titles and limited series as the recurring nemesis of the New Gods and Superman. The character has also appeared in associated DC Comics merchandise including animated television series; toys; trading cards and video games.
Darkseid is among the most powerful New Gods, sometimes depicted with a variety of god-like abilities at his disposal. His main power, the Omega Effect, is a form of energy that he fires from his eyes as either concussive force or beams of disintegration, capable of transmuting or erasing most living objects and organisms from existence as well as to reform or resurrect them. Anything Darkseid disintegrates with the Omega Effect can be brought back at any time by him, and he often uses this as a form of punishment.
In addition, Darkseid possesses superhuman strength, stamina, and durability equivalent to the corresponding traits of Superman and Orion. He also, despite his great size, possesses great speed, agility, and reflexes as he has been able to startle Superman with his speed and it has been stated he can react in microseconds. He sometimes possesses the ability to increase his size. Darkseid possesses the powers of telepathy and telekinesis, and has also shown the ability to create psionic avatars. He is even able to open boom tubes under his own power, and can travel through time, space, and even other dimensions with ease. Darkseid is also, being a god, virtually immortal. He has lived for several hundred thousand years at the very least.
In addition, Darkseid possesses superhuman strength, stamina, and durability equivalent to the corresponding traits of Superman and Orion. He also, despite his great size, possesses great speed, agility, and reflexes as he has been able to startle Superman with his speed and it has been stated he can react in microseconds. He sometimes possesses the ability to increase his size. Darkseid possesses the powers of telepathy and telekinesis, and has also shown the ability to create psionic avatars. He is even able to open boom tubes under his own power, and can travel through time, space, and even other dimensions with ease. Darkseid is also, being a god, virtually immortal. He has lived for several hundred thousand years at the very least.
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