deads 

some amaturs when smoking weed through a bong, leave left over smoke in it. this is a very big waste and after leaving the smoke in there for a couple of seconds, the smoke becomes disguisting and very strong. most people blow it out, i take it it gets you smashed haha

man you didnt even pull half your cone, gotta bong kiss hey,now theres all fucking deads in there oh well give me the bong ill finish it off.

deads by theyll no who August 4, 2006

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

almost-deads by YAWA February 21, 2020

Serious case of the deads

Someone with a 'Serious case of the deads' will in 99.999% of medical cases be 'dead'.

Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.

Person 1: Yay i killed him!
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.

Serious case of the deads by ABCDOMG January 14, 2013

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

almost-deads by YAWA February 21, 2020

The deads 

When smoking marijuana and so high that everything's funny and slow at the same time

"mar" "that was some good tree bro"

"Key" "yeah bro I'm "the deads."

The deads by Key909 February 4, 2020

The Deads 

An acute, incurable medical condition with an incredibly high fatality rate that affects millions of people every day. Symptoms include full body paralysis, no pulse (and therefore fairly low blood pressure) and in some cases an unfortunate tendency for a victim's family to put them on ice in the living room and invite everyone in the neighborhood to come "pay their respects" (this is known as a wake).

Reporter: A massive outbreak of The Deads was reported today near the site of a plane crash in South Africa. The authorities say that at least fifteen people have been infected, with none expected to survive the course of the disease.

The Deads by eastofwest February 8, 2012

smokin deads 

A niglish saying used by arrogant, blacks who are uneducated by choice that essentially means they are disrespecting another dumb black who is dead

Yeahyeah nigga dats da wrd nigga we be smokin deads nigga we smokin on dat foo we shot in da popeyes parking lot nigga that's da wrd mane

smokin deads by j098 December 18, 2023