Dawsonix

An enhancement to everything Dawson means, but amplified and more extreme. But only in good ways.

We could get Dawsoned tonight, but I'd rather go get Dawsonixed all weekend.

by Dawsonix November 8, 2017

Shane Dawsoning

The act of shagging your cat.

Duude I walked in on Chad Shane Dawsoning his cat. I am scarred for life

by NotIsla August 13, 2020

Dawsoning

The act of kissing or attempting to kiss any girl in the vicinity, single or not, usually while under the influence of alcohol. Inspired by long time host of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, who was notorious for kissing every female on the show.

Man, did you see Herb last night? He was Dawsoning everybody!

by Abraham Laser June 11, 2009

Dawsonism

The fear of cumming on your cat

Everyone I no has dawsonism except for this one guy named Shane

by ReetusYeetusFeetus July 14, 2019

Dawsoning

To provide an adversary with an involuntary digit in their rectum, as popularised by the late 18th century merchant-capitalist, and renowned back-door finger blaster, Ignatius Dawson

“Oh lawks and crikey, that veritable blaggard Ignatius has only gone and given my 11 year old, wheel chair bound son a bloody Dawsoning!” - William Pitt the Elder mid-way through the parliamentary east India reform debates

by Chris fischer December 28, 2022