Dawsonism

The fear of cumming on your cat

Everyone I no has dawsonism except for this one guy named Shane

by ReetusYeetusFeetus July 14, 2019

Damonism

"Damonism" is a common term (typically used by Generation X and Millennial's alike) associated with an obese, hippie-redneck from the DFW metroplex area of Texas. It is generally used to describe a pot smoking, kept man's (or house-bitch's) personal philosophy, daily behavior and manners, coupled with his greed and dishonesty. Specifically used as a catchall word for the following combination of words:

Pretentious
Unscrupulous
Bigoted
Manipulative
Prevaricator
Fabulist
Materialist
Uneducated
Unprofessional
Lazy
Hippie Redneck
Fraudster

His Damonism ruined the whole party
She reprimanded him for Damonism.
His Damonism knows no bounds.
If it were not for his Damonism, he would be a good guy.
Just an act of typical Damonism
Damonism is not allowed here
Stop it with the Damonism already
He hit me with some Damonism

by Unstoppable Karma September 9, 2019

Shane Dawsoning

The act of shagging your cat.

Duude I walked in on Chad Shane Dawsoning his cat. I am scarred for life

by NotIsla August 13, 2020

Daltonism

Daltonism is a mix of mental illnesses. Such as, Autism, Self Centeredness, Ligma, Ignorance ESPECIALLY not being able to spell correctly Ect.

Example: I don’t like Need for Speed, Dalton: I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT YOU STUPID RETARD. us: this is why no one likes you, you have Daltonism

by Chevy LSX June 4, 2019

Dawsoning

The act of kissing or attempting to kiss any girl in the vicinity, single or not, usually while under the influence of alcohol. Inspired by long time host of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, who was notorious for kissing every female on the show.

Man, did you see Herb last night? He was Dawsoning everybody!

by Abraham Laser June 11, 2009

Dysonism

To own everyone in a mad suicide rush.

'CHARGE! For Dysonism!!'

by Dysonism August 26, 2006

Dawsonesque

Typically used of a television show. Of or resembling the characters, events, writing style, or unique elements of the Dawson's Creek television series.

Many parts of that new series "The O.C." strike me as particularly Dawsonesque; especially the friendship between Seth and Ryan, as it parallels the relationship between Dawson and Pacey.

by President Handell January 13, 2005