Dawsoning

The act of kissing or attempting to kiss any girl in the vicinity, single or not, usually while under the influence of alcohol. Inspired by long time host of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, who was notorious for kissing every female on the show.

Man, did you see Herb last night? He was Dawsoning everybody!

Dawsoning by Abraham Laser June 11, 2009

Dawsoning

To provide an adversary with an involuntary digit in their rectum, as popularised by the late 18th century merchant-capitalist, and renowned back-door finger blaster, Ignatius Dawson

“Oh lawks and crikey, that veritable blaggard Ignatius has only gone and given my 11 year old, wheel chair bound son a bloody Dawsoning!” - William Pitt the Elder mid-way through the parliamentary east India reform debates

Dawsoning by Chris fischer December 28, 2022

Dawsoning

Stalking/ looking up ones personal information mostly related to addresses

he is dawsoning, that guy is so weird

Dawsoning by ReignNoti May 13, 2026

Shane Dawsoning 

The act of shagging your cat.

Duude I walked in on Chad Shane Dawsoning his cat. I am scarred for life

Shane Dawsoning by NotIsla August 13, 2020

Daytoning 

When you post or say something to your friends that is so gross, that it makes them want to violently vomit on the ground.

"Don't check Rpg chat there's been another Daytoning."

Daytoning by Ballerboss69 February 19, 2021

Dysoning

The act of providing oral copulation services greater or equal to those provided by a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Wow, look at her go - she's Dysoning him like a champ!

Dysoning by TheChelmoDysonator September 22, 2014

Dawning 

To begin perceiving, understanding, or realizing (i.e., a realization). Also, a first appearance; a beginning; or a start.

My sweetheart's beauty is constantly dawning on me. Or, "She sings the revolution, the dawning of our lives." - Green Day

Dawning by Brandon D. September 22, 2005

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026