The act of kissing or attempting to kiss any girl in the vicinity, single or not, usually while under the influence of alcohol. Inspired by long time host of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, who was notorious for kissing every female on the show.
by Abraham Laser June 11, 2009
Get the Dawsoning mug.To provide an adversary with an involuntary digit in their rectum, as popularised by the late 18th century merchant-capitalist, and renowned back-door finger blaster, Ignatius Dawson
“Oh lawks and crikey, that veritable blaggard Ignatius has only gone and given my 11 year old, wheel chair bound son a bloody Dawsoning!” - William Pitt the Elder mid-way through the parliamentary east India reform debates
by Chris fischer December 28, 2022
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by Ballerboss69 February 19, 2021
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by TheChelmoDysonator September 22, 2014
Get the Dysoning mug.To begin perceiving, understanding, or realizing (i.e., a realization). Also, a first appearance; a beginning; or a start.
My sweetheart's beauty is constantly dawning on me. Or, "She sings the revolution, the dawning of our lives." - Green Day
by Brandon D. September 22, 2005
Get the Dawning mug.Lawsoning- (Law-suhn-ing) Verb- The act of giving the appearance of popularity, even though you truly are a sober weenie. (2) noun- The act of posting drunk facebook statuses to act cool even though you are, indeed, a sober weenie. Highly effective in obtaining friends.
man, that dude is so lame. but right now hes lawsoning so well i want to text him and hang out with him.
by bshine August 6, 2011
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