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to duck so as to miss a low flying object, whilst being tired and yawning at the same time.
I was dawning a lot whilst tired at the frisbie throwing competition the other day.
dawning by montyvr6 February 8, 2010
This is to be a right old misery arse and ignore people for the sillyest of reasons.
"Look at the state of her, just because we didnt say hello she is dawning us"
Dawning by GNS June 26, 2003
The act of clogging a sink from excessive ejaculation
Kyle: did u do the dishes

Nate: yeah and finished with dawning
Dawning by King_kolo May 18, 2024

Red dawning 

the choice a friend makes to play on a better sports team with strangers than to play with his friends in hopes of winning more.
"Is Mark going to play league ball with us?"
" no he's red dawning!"
Red dawning by Lotek March 1, 2015

SYBIL DANNING 

B-Movie Actress of the 1980's and early 1990's best known for her scantily-clad characters and gratuitous nudity, blending a tough persona and ass-kicking attitude with raw sex appeal. The 80's archetype of "tough and sexy", the kind of actress who'd fanboys bow down to and worship at her feet, even licking her boots to pay homage!
Ever see a movie with Sybil Danning in it? That chick filled out a bikini like a friggin' Amazon but I wouldn't get too close, she might cut ya balls off!
SYBIL DANNING by KnightWrite December 9, 2010

Downingtown East FanFic 

Probably one of the edgiest, most disgusting, and most hilarious things to come out of Downingtown East High School. Written by two unknown 10th graders in October of 2017, the Fan fiction is about multiple teachers and Papa John. The fanfic is written as a parody of the Bible, starting off with the creation of the universe, promptly followed by various other stories written by different "Apostles." One main focus of the fanfic is Ms. L-------, a teacher that is almost universally hated by her students for her teaching methods. Most people see the writers as either gods on earth, or some of the most disgusting and depraved humans in the school.

One of the two creators was caught with the fan fiction on their district monitored Google Drive and was subsequently suspended for two days. By the time they returned from their suspension, the fan fiction had already been copied and shared with what felt like hundreds of people around the school. The spread of this fucking awful fan fiction seems to be mainly because of someone who had got hold of the fanfic early and read it allowed in the Band Locker-room.

And now for an excerpt from the Fan Fiction so those unacquainted with its contents will be able to understand how disgusting it is.

"He then felt another tentacle slide in behind him, its slime acting as a lube to relax Papa’s loose anus. This tentacle then began to move out, and back in as Papa screamed in pain and pleasure. “It hurts so much,” he said, “But I love it.”
Boy 1: Have you read the new chapter someone added to the Downingtown East FanFic?
Boy 2: I haven't, and I don't think I want to...
Boy 1: You do you, but if you want to read it with me you can find me in the bathroom vomiting.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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