Davidii
- "Have you heard of the game roguelike prototype created by Davidii?"
- "Yeah, being a great influencer is worthless."
- "Yeah, being a great influencer is worthless."
Davidii by NotRestless October 28, 2022
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davidmichael
Any boring, upper-middle-class white guy over forty. Neologism origins: a name for any tedious, upper-middle-class white guy over-forty-years old because guys that old are usually named either David or Michael. Between their weekend cargo-shirts and uninspired attempts to be relevant, they are hard to distinguish in a crowd. Added bonus: DavidMichaels think they know it all because no one bothers to call them on their shit. They're all just #DavidMichaels.
How was your date with the DavidMichael this weekend? Lame. All we did was drink beer and watch sports in his McMansion. Dude couldn't even find a clitoris if you put it on Waze. That's why that cougar dumped his ass.
davidmichael by malewhisperer January 18, 2019
Related Words
Davidii • daviding • davidism • davidian • DaVidien • Davidkileen • David2icyyy • Davidfishicism • Davidic Davititis • Davidify
Davidism
A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.
Davidism
A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
Davidism by God, aka David February 11, 2009
Branch Davidian
Insult used in the Dallas/Fort Worth area to describe someone who is behaving exceptionally disfavorable.
Someone who ought to be repremanded with a shotgun shell in the face.
Someone who ought to be repremanded with a shotgun shell in the face.
Branch Davidian by Aegrimonia July 11, 2004
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