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davidmichael

Any boring, upper-middle-class white guy over forty. Neologism origins: a name for any tedious, upper-middle-class white guy over-forty-years old because guys that old are usually named either David or Michael. Between their weekend cargo-shirts and uninspired attempts to be relevant, they are hard to distinguish in a crowd. Added bonus: DavidMichaels think they know it all because no one bothers to call them on their shit. They're all just #DavidMichaels.

How was your date with the DavidMichael this weekend? Lame. All we did was drink beer and watch sports in his McMansion. Dude couldn't even find a clitoris if you put it on Waze. That's why that cougar dumped his ass.

by malewhisperer January 18, 2019