Davester
Davester by Nickname name July 19, 2019
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The Davester
The Davester by Hallie Carter October-20-19 November 26, 2019
datesterbation
The act of going on dates to get the high of sexual flirtation, and then masturbating to the fantasy of being with the person you flirted with.
I hear that girl is miserable to be with once you get to know her, but she's great datesterbation material.
datesterbation by the_pest13 December 2, 2016
Danester
davesertion
When a Best Friend of 41 years abandons his Best Friend without any explanation and leaves the other sadly alone and hurting, wondering, "Why?"
Synonyms:
joshilting davesaking
joshettison. davorce
joshreliction. davetachment
disdaveassosiaton
Synonyms:
joshilting davesaking
joshettison. davorce
joshreliction. davetachment
disdaveassosiaton
"I don't know why he would resort to davesertion after 41 years of a friendship? He was the closest thing he would ever have to a brother. You know he would take him back will open arms....."
davesertion by Redeemed75 November 25, 2018
Davestriderlol
Davestriderlol is a really hot funny tiktok who cosplays and is the biggest Dave Strider kinnie ever, they are also Dave Strider irl
Davestriderlol by Vr1ska March 10, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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