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big dataed 

Being the target of big data. Doing a Google search for something and then being sent targeted ads for that thing for a month.
She got big dataed, she went to target and got a coupon for a pregnancy test. They knew she was pregnant before she did.
big dataed by kmurray42 March 10, 2015
Word of the Day on March 15, 2015

Rape dated 

When you are forced to date someone by your parents you do not like with the threat of being grounded
Friend:Why are you dating that chubby girl?
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us
Rape dated by Tryptophan Ted April 13, 2017

John dated Kay 

When someone named John dates someone named Kay
Hey guess what, John dated Kay
John dated Kay by Capnbooty1 December 12, 2018

Sneak Dated 

When two people are dating, but it is not acknowledged as real dating, instead they go on dates, but say they are just friends.

There are two main scenarios to this phenomenon. One: The first dater is only interested in the other person as a friend. Thus to them, they are only hanging out with a friend. The other 'dater' is actually interested in the other person, but knows that the person is only interested in them as a friend...at least at that moment. So while they are really on a date, it is officially called ' hanging out with a friend'.

Two: Both people are interested in each other, but don't know how the other one feels. So they go on dates, but call it just 'hanging out with a friend'.
Friend #1 : What are you doing tonight?

Friend #2: John and I are going to grab some dinner and go see a movie.

Friend #1: Are you all dating now?? You know that he likes you.

Friend #2: John and I?!? Oh no! We're just friends! We're just hanging out, its completely innocent.'

Friend #1: Uh-huh. You're soo being sneak dated!
Sneak Dated by Sneakerss June 3, 2007

carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.
Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

rape dated 

when a woman seduces a man that is too drunk to fight her off. As a result of the one night stand the woman then begins to think they're going steady and the man cannot break up with her.
Eryn rape dated Will, now he's screwed!
rape dated by rdrdtheta August 26, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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