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Darkwarden 

Someone who keeps the darkness away from the people of Pylos.
He is a hero to Pylos! a true Darkwarden!
Darkwarden by Pylos January 24, 2020
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I put my car in reverse by shifting to D. Unfortunately, it went forwards (Drive). I thought the "D" was for Dackwards.
dackwards by ben2600 January 30, 2009

Darktard 

A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.
Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."
Darktard by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011
Derived from "Dark" and "Dickwad". At Burning Man, a Darkwad is someone who is walking around or riding a bike at night with insufficient illumination. With the thousands of bike riders, art vehicles and pedestrians swarming about on the Playa, it is everyone's responsibility to make sure that they can be easily seen at night from a distance. People most commonly accomplish this with LEDs, Glow Sticks, Glow Wire, and Head Lanterns mounted either on their bike or on their person; The more the better. People who fail to do so get cat-called, ridiculed and humiliated by the other Playa denizens.
I was at the Opulent Temple last night, saw Carl Cox, and was on my way to the twin domes to see Bassnectar when I plowed into a Darkwad head-on. Good thing I was rolling my balls off so I barely felt a thing. I "gifted" him with a swift kick to the nutz, adjusted my assless chaps, dusted off my purple plush cowboy hat, and carried on.
Darkwad by FroggyBumBum. October 21, 2008
A dawkward situation - finding yourself at a dinner table of dull and awkward strangers who have no interest in conversation.

A dull and awkward person could also be described as being dawkward.
dawkward by opaspiceboy December 30, 2011

darkwarrior 

1. A handy storage place for an axe.
* Professor_Daravon axes DW in the face.
darkwarrior by QGI August 13, 2003