Darbwitch

An unattractive female with a hoarse voice, cackle laugh and smells like stale tobacco and wet ashtrays.

1. Did you see that Darbwitch's skin it was like old stained leather.
2. How could you go there? She's such a Darbwitch.
3. Adam was mesmerized by the Darbwitch's gaze and odour

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 28, 2018

darkwatch

(v) Also known as a "black check", this is the action one performs when a black joke is on the verbal horizon of their tongue. This action can range from motions as minimal as turning one's head around, to searching the entire area thoroughly; leaving no stone unturned. It is commonly known that black people generally use pottery as a hiding spot, so one should thoroughly search through that ficus to the very last spec of soil. If one's friend forgets the darkwatch, it is mandatory that said friend shouts "darkwatch", regardless of environment, privacy, or number of obvious black people in proximity.

Ted: "Okay, so a black guy walks into a bar..."
Dave: "Wait! Darkwatch!"
Ted: *looks around the room* "Okay, so a black guy walks into..."
Ted was then shot by an assault rifle wielding black man hiding in a vase across the street at the pottery barn.

by Nick Lowers May 18, 2009

Darkwatch

Halo with a vampire. The controls are exactly the same, the guns are strikingly similar, there are 10 different sensitivity levels, 4 difficulty levels: easy, normal, hard and absurdly difficult. You can hold only 2 weapons, there is a female voice in your head during single player, like Cortana. You can exploit multiplayer maps with the vampire jump to get to places you should normally get to, just like halo grenade jumping. The campaign is linear and usually very simple to figure out what to do or where to go next. You have a shield that lets you tank damage before hiding and recovering. You have a 2x zoom for your right thumbstick, or R3 for PS2. All in all however, it's a very good game in the same fashion Counterstrike is a good game.

Counterstrike is to half-life as Darkwatch is to Halo. However Darkwatch is not a mod, it's basically the same game.

by Obi Cotton Picker March 31, 2009

darkwatch

probably the most innovative game that came out in 2005. a vampire/western first person shooter,come on,thats really original!!! plus it has a kick ass charicter named jherico. its about 12 hours long,but its fuckin' awesome!!!

person#1:dude have you ever played Darkwatch for the ps2?
person#2:yeah it fuckin' rocks!! >:^)

by kornrocks91 October 23, 2005

Mazzen Darwich

Top beard, good manatee. Looks like a terrorist, but isn't!!

"drinking like a manatee tonight?"
"Nah drinking like Mazzen Darwich"

by DaveCabbage October 7, 2011

Darkwitchy

One of the many players of runescape. She spends all her time trying not to ping out, and is a slave of the Blacknights clan...o wait, i mean leader. She cannot be argued with.

Dont bother argueing with him, hes just another darkwitchy!

by anthony bb February 15, 2008

darwich

The sex god👀. He’s the real pussy magnet😎.

Darwich he’s not the best noeee!

by Premium Deez December 26, 2018