EvLovesGoldenRivets's definitions

Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

Tunnel teabag

The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.

1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Cubicle fingertrap

When someone gets reamed at both ends in a toilet cubicle through two opposing glory holes

1. Shane was taken by surprise in a cubicle fingertrap when he unwilling looked into a glory hole.
2. Shane is a cubicle fingertrap.
3. Watch out for Shane if he asks you to play cubicle fingertrap

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.

1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Darbwitch

An unattractive female with a hoarse voice, cackle laugh and smells like stale tobacco and wet ashtrays.

1. Did you see that Darbwitch's skin it was like old stained leather.
2. How could you go there? She's such a Darbwitch.
3. Adam was mesmerized by the Darbwitch's gaze and odour

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 28, 2018

Bush sock

The sock used to simulate a vagina by wanking military personal and catch sperm while conducting field exercises.

I hope Adam used his bush sock last night when he was rustling around in his sleeping bag.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 7, 2018

Sherrie's Delight

The action of a crack whore flashing her ice encrusted untamed wilderness to an unsuspecting victim.

1. Adam was taken by surprise at the sight of Sherrie's Delight.
2. The comment 'Adam I've seen you before' brought back memories of he had had the pleasure of seeing Sherrie's Delight & her beefy kebab lips.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 8, 2018