EvLovesGoldenRivets's definitions

Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

Teabag Express

When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.

1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 9, 2018

Nisk search

The act of a conducting a frisk search of a naked person while they are restrained.

Justin you seem to be spending too much time Nisk searching that person's rear cavity region.

Justin doing the worm on a naked person isn't consider a Nisk search

by EvLovesGoldenRivets December 7, 2022

Devan

Someone who gives the persona they are a high quality person but underneath they're a shit version you wouldn't piss on.

1. Devan looks like a good meat but tastes like shit.
2. Devan is like a Hyundai Sonata looks good on the outside but is an inferior product and goes like shit.
3. That person is a fraud they're such a Devan

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 9, 2018

Shrubs

A person who has a chameleon effect to appear as a diverse range of ethnicities

Shrubs could you please translate this Arabic writing. Shrubs "I'm not Arabic"

I seen you in that Bollywood production Shrubs "I'm not Indian"

That was a good century you scored on the weekend. Shrubs "I'm not Pakistani"

Shrubs you need to stop running around with those Melbourne youth gangs. Shrubs "I'm not an African youth"

by EvLovesGoldenRivets April 28, 2020

Nut Knot

A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.

Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.

Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.

Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.

Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up

by EvLovesGoldenRivets June 2, 2021

Terror Wristy

The action of a terrorist conducting self abuse to their own genitals

If he keeps giving himself a Terror Wristy he's going tear off his pink skinned Ak47

Do you think a Terror Wristy is part of a terrorists training program? It looks dangerous

by EvLovesGoldenRivets March 5, 2019