Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex
1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018
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Nut Knot

A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.

Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.
Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.

Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.

Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up
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Shrubs

A person who has a chameleon effect to appear as a diverse range of ethnicities
Shrubs could you please translate this Arabic writing. Shrubs "I'm not Arabic"

I seen you in that Bollywood production Shrubs "I'm not Indian"

That was a good century you scored on the weekend. Shrubs "I'm not Pakistani"

Shrubs you need to stop running around with those Melbourne youth gangs. Shrubs "I'm not an African youth"
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Devan

Someone who gives the persona they are a high quality person but underneath they're a shit version you wouldn't piss on.
1. Devan looks like a good meat but tastes like shit.
2. Devan is like a Hyundai Sonata looks good on the outside but is an inferior product and goes like shit.
3. That person is a fraud they're such a Devan
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Sherrie's Delight

The action of a crack whore flashing her ice encrusted untamed wilderness to an unsuspecting victim.
1. Adam was taken by surprise at the sight of Sherrie's Delight.
2. The comment 'Adam I've seen you before' brought back memories of he had had the pleasure of seeing Sherrie's Delight & her beefy kebab lips.
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Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.
1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.
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Cubicle fingertrap

When someone gets reamed at both ends in a toilet cubicle through two opposing glory holes
1. Shane was taken by surprise in a cubicle fingertrap when he unwilling looked into a glory hole.
2. Shane is a cubicle fingertrap.
3. Watch out for Shane if he asks you to play cubicle fingertrap
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018
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