Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

Devan

Someone who gives the persona they are a high quality person but underneath they're a shit version you wouldn't piss on.

1. Devan looks like a good meat but tastes like shit.
2. Devan is like a Hyundai Sonata looks good on the outside but is an inferior product and goes like shit.
3. That person is a fraud they're such a Devan

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 9, 2018

Nisk search

The act of a conducting a frisk search of a naked person while they are restrained.

Justin you seem to be spending too much time Nisk searching that person's rear cavity region.

Justin doing the worm on a naked person isn't consider a Nisk search

by EvLovesGoldenRivets December 7, 2022

Sherrie's Delight

The action of a crack whore flashing her ice encrusted untamed wilderness to an unsuspecting victim.

1. Adam was taken by surprise at the sight of Sherrie's Delight.
2. The comment 'Adam I've seen you before' brought back memories of he had had the pleasure of seeing Sherrie's Delight & her beefy kebab lips.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 8, 2018

Bush sock

The sock used to simulate a vagina by wanking military personal and catch sperm while conducting field exercises.

I hope Adam used his bush sock last night when he was rustling around in his sleeping bag.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 7, 2018

Terror Wristy

The action of a terrorist conducting self abuse to their own genitals

If he keeps giving himself a Terror Wristy he's going tear off his pink skinned Ak47

Do you think a Terror Wristy is part of a terrorists training program? It looks dangerous

by EvLovesGoldenRivets March 5, 2019

Nut Knot

A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.

Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.

Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.

Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.

Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up

by EvLovesGoldenRivets June 2, 2021