darkwatch 

(v) Also known as a "black check", this is the action one performs when a black joke is on the verbal horizon of their tongue. This action can range from motions as minimal as turning one's head around, to searching the entire area thoroughly; leaving no stone unturned. It is commonly known that black people generally use pottery as a hiding spot, so one should thoroughly search through that ficus to the very last spec of soil. If one's friend forgets the darkwatch, it is mandatory that said friend shouts "darkwatch", regardless of environment, privacy, or number of obvious black people in proximity.

Ted: "Okay, so a black guy walks into a bar..."
Dave: "Wait! Darkwatch!"
Ted: *looks around the room* "Okay, so a black guy walks into..."
Ted was then shot by an assault rifle wielding black man hiding in a vase across the street at the pottery barn.

darkwatch by Nick Lowers May 18, 2009

Darkwatch 

Halo with a vampire. The controls are exactly the same, the guns are strikingly similar, there are 10 different sensitivity levels, 4 difficulty levels: easy, normal, hard and absurdly difficult. You can hold only 2 weapons, there is a female voice in your head during single player, like Cortana. You can exploit multiplayer maps with the vampire jump to get to places you should normally get to, just like halo grenade jumping. The campaign is linear and usually very simple to figure out what to do or where to go next. You have a shield that lets you tank damage before hiding and recovering. You have a 2x zoom for your right thumbstick, or R3 for PS2. All in all however, it's a very good game in the same fashion Counterstrike is a good game.

Counterstrike is to half-life as Darkwatch is to Halo. However Darkwatch is not a mod, it's basically the same game.

Darkwatch by Obi Cotton Picker March 31, 2009

darkwatch 

probably the most innovative game that came out in 2005. a vampire/western first person shooter,come on,thats really original!!! plus it has a kick ass charicter named jherico. its about 12 hours long,but its fuckin' awesome!!!

person#1:dude have you ever played Darkwatch for the ps2?
person#2:yeah it fuckin' rocks!! >:^)

darkwatch by kornrocks91 October 23, 2005

Darkwah 

Darkwah is a living legend.

He is more or less gods gift to football, with his mindblowing technique and hunger for goals, this guy is unstoppable. He currently plays for Rochdale, also known as "the dale", but there's no doubt about his amazing skills. he is the Boogeyman of football

Lad 1: "Oi mate, 'ave ya seen this Darkwah bloke over 'ere, he's bloody marvelous!"

Lad 2: " yeah i knae, but I've lost me fackin cig!"

Darkwah by Dodgyfella November 21, 2010

Dickwatch 

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

Dickwatch by Soldat222 April 5, 2011

dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

dickwatcher by GI Bro June 8, 2004

Darkwitchy 

One of the many players of runescape. She spends all her time trying not to ping out, and is a slave of the Blacknights clan...o wait, i mean leader. She cannot be argued with.

Dont bother argueing with him, hes just another darkwitchy!

Darkwitchy by anthony bb February 15, 2008