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Darkolepsy
n. Similar to narcolepsy, an ailment where you find yourself suddenly very drunk\ you commonly go from zero to fucked up in quick fashion
"Did you see Brad fall up the stairs? He was fine a minute ago" "He's had a lot of Cold Duck Champagne and his Darkolepsy is flaring up"
Darkolepsy by HelloNasty January 3, 2009
Darkbolt
Used to define a discord moderator who constantly server snipes and had a lot of respect and simps due to his insane amount of skills.
Mark: hey how many kids has Darkbolt server sniped today?
Brad: about 19.
Mark: well that’s a lot, I respect him a lot now
Brad: yeah I simp for him
Brad: about 19.
Mark: well that’s a lot, I respect him a lot now
Brad: yeah I simp for him
Darkbolt by VoidTheDuck December 29, 2020
Darkpologist
Someone that thinks you can say anything as long as you label it as dark humor. They then gaslight you by saying you take it too seriously.
Dark humor is a joke, so it needs to have some sort of punchline. However a Darkpologist would say something racist, sexist, or some other horrible event, and say "It's just dark humor snowflake."
Darkpologist by Orangesauce July 15, 2020
Van Darkholme
Van "Van" Darkholme is a US born Vietnamnese performance artist, voice actor and Dungeon Master.
He is one of the main actors of the Gachimuchi universe together with the deceased Billy Herrington.
He also streams on Twitch nowdays.
He is one of the main actors of the Gachimuchi universe together with the deceased Billy Herrington.
He also streams on Twitch nowdays.
Billy: "Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door."
Billy: "The leather club is two blocks down."
Van Darkholme : "Fuck you"
Billy: "Ah, fuck you leather man"
"Bro, have already heared what Van did?"
"No, what?"
"He turned his whole house into a dungeon"
Billy: "The leather club is two blocks down."
Van Darkholme : "Fuck you"
Billy: "Ah, fuck you leather man"
"Bro, have already heared what Van did?"
"No, what?"
"He turned his whole house into a dungeon"
Van Darkholme by AkiBismarck December 6, 2020
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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