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Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.
Danism by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019
A cult for people who love to party, fuck, and drink beer. A religion, if you will. The people of danunism, (also known as Danunists) respect their leader, Danacus. The people of Danunism must follow the 'Ten commandments of Danunism', which include: No pants on after 7 o'clock, no shirt saturdays are still on the go, & we will always be jacked.. with daniels. The motto for Danunism is "Always drink on a day that ends with a 'Y'" The flag for Danunism Includes pictures of beer pong, condoms, and a smiley face, and a giant 'Y' (In reference to the motto.) Danunism also has its own anthem.
Danunists: *Having a time, with everyone else in the Danunism cult*

Christians: Brb, reading the bible.
Danunism by Prouddanunist October 5, 2011

Dankismaximous 

'Dank-us-maxi-muss'
When something is super awesome! or going your way
Guy 1: MAN MY DAY WAS DANKISMAXIMOUS!!!

Guy b: thats chill
Dankismaximous by flick_dick October 13, 2011
Goofy Jap-speak nonsense word seen on the rear window of later model import versions of the Toyota MR2 MK2
Mature sporty personal
More innovation more adult
A man in dandism
Midship powered speciality
dandism by redwitch December 11, 2006
A religion of meme that bow down to Shrek and memes
guy: hey you want to join the religion of dankism the region of memes

guy 2: yea
The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.

Danist practice the art of self pleasure.

Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!

Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.

Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.

In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
"She was worried about the size of his manhood until she found Danism."
Danism by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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