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Dank Wank
Dank Wank by SmoothKemosabe December 19, 2020
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Dankwanker
One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.
Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
Dankwanker by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014
Dankwanker
An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.
"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
Dankwanker by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014
Dankwanker
A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.
"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
Dankwanker by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014
Dank Wank
To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.
It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.
This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.
This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
Hot dank wank box
Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.
Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.
Hot dank wank box by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018
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