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drunkaholic

Someone who surpass the capability of an alcoholic. To be a drunkaholic, you must not only be addicted to alcohol, but you must be addicted to getting extremely wasted. Drunkaholic can only be mastered by a few individuals on this planet. To be a drunkaholic, you must drink at every parties; furthermore, you must drink everyday. Drunkaholic remain drunk 24/7 to avoid a hangover.
**At the farm**
D-Unit: I want my Hpnotic and Crown Royal.
B-Unit: Dude, no more drinking for you. I don't want to have a drunkaholic as a friend.
D-Unit: Boo hoo.
drunkaholic by BenchMax345 March 1, 2008

Dadaholic 

It's a dad that loves spending time with their kids, wife, family. A dad that would put family first over everything else. :) Someone that pays a lot of attention to the upbringing of their children.
Dadaholic of 3, happy husband, well educated college grad, renown doctor.

I am a dadaholic.

My kids love me, I'm a dadaholic.
Dadaholic by bchk May 5, 2011

dabaholic 

"A lil dab'l do ya!"

Similar to an alcoholic, but for weed. A dabaholic is known for taking dabs 24/7 and still being able to function. Dabs are a thc concentrate made with butane or alcohol. The phrase "We just tryin to fuction" resonates with dabaholics everywhere. True dabholics prefer shatter over other types of bho, because they know, that's the only way to dab.

Its not the healthiest way to smoke, but you get really high every time. Make sure you know who the fuck made your oil, so you dont get poisoned.
Dab Man - "If you don't got the shatter, the rest don't matter."
2- "Shut the fuck up, your just a dabaholic"
Dab Man - "More dabs!"
Person 2 - 'Shakes head and shrugs, there's nothing they can do about it, hes a fucking dabaholic'
dabaholic by thenakeddabman May 22, 2014

wankaholic 

Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.
wankaholic by chuck March 26, 2005
a person who loves, protects, and supports Dakota Johnson at all costs
Me: I love Dakota Johnson so much. She's my idol and i'll support her no matter what!
Friend: You are a true Dakoholic.
dakoholic by Winter glaze5666 February 20, 2018

Bankaholic

Bankaholic (n) is an individual who is obsessed with signing up for bank and credit cards to cash in on the sign-up bonuses.

Bankaholics are known to make tons of money doing nothing but applying for countless credit cards and savings accounts.
"Lequisha, did you that Tom signed up for 10 credit cards last weekend and made $1500!?"

"Wow, Tom is such a bankaholic!"
Bankaholic by Bankaholics September 7, 2007