Dangerously Dave

You know ya wanna hug Dangerously Dave to bits

Mental, sarcastic, twatty, innocuous, feline, spayed Dangerously Dave

by Dangerously Dave January 9, 2008

Dangerous Dave Of MCUK

Person of all things that are godly, a nymphomaniac in search of webcam sluts all the day and all the night. Note: This person is not to be fucked with, he'll blap you into next week.

"woah, don't piss Dave off, i did that last week and he made my mum bleed like a virgin"

by AlcoholocaustN0w May 1, 2005

Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.

"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."

by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005

Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.

Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!

by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020

Dangerous Dave of Wheatley

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.

Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!

by Unknown. June 22, 2004

Dangerous Dave

The Name given to your average shy and timid person after they have consumed several alcoholic beverages, and the ensuing carnage that follows shortly for the rest of the night out.

Guy 1: Hey dangerous Dave! Hows it going?

Guy 2: What? that's not my name.

Guy 1: Oh sorry I forgot your sober now.

by Dangerous Daved July 5, 2011

Dangerous-dave

Dangerous-dave is a ghetto celebrity, admired and feared for his astounding ability to manipulate the world around him for his own benefit. He is feared on his streets of Croydon particually for his care free "fuck the world" attitude. Bitches and hoes admire him becouse of his large black spear. Gangstas are quite simply scared out there wits by this caracter, hes known to have killed atleast 15 niggas and apperently he attempted to kill the infamous "Rav0r".

Dangerous-dave; prime suspect in saturday nights kfc robbery and later that night a black spear attack on a 16 year old blonde Croydon slut.

by james May 28, 2003