Dandy ass 

A dandy ass is always well kept and finely admired. It should always be firm and full, not quite fat. A proper treat to the slap of the hand, or the testicals, if that’s what you’re working with. If found on a horse, it should shed the rain well and never be messy or stinky (and also good to the slap of the hand, or the testicals).

“My god that ones got a dandy ass!”

Dandy ass by YoungAndNimble September 27, 2018

Ass Daddy 

An insult or jab to be used toward a friend while in a debate. The meaning is ambiguous due to the juxtaposition of the words ass and daddy which seem to have little connection. Therein lies the point - to confuse and fluster the insultee causing hesitation, a break in concentration hopefully leading to a loss of, or general end to, the debate. Most effective when several friends are having a go at one stubborn or egotistic buddy.

Friend 1: This camp is not that important, you don't need to inflate your position as a councilor to the point everyone hates you. Stop budding in on everything like you run the place.
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*

Ass Daddy by takasb January 13, 2017

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes 

when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes was amazing last night

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes by cockwhore December 9, 2016

Ragged ass daddy 

A much older guy who is usually on drugs has no job and nothing to offer that young girls find irresistible.

You knew I was just a ragged ass daddy when we started dating

Ragged ass daddy by Dirtyborough October 6, 2016

danky green ass 

That stanky loud from up north. FUCKING WEED BRAH

-You seen the new diamond bowl?
-Yeah whole top area for danky green ass budski

danky green ass by white iverson October 9, 2016

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five 

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five by penisslikker January 2, 2024