Dandelawn

When a lawn is infested with dandelions rather than being the impressive, all-American, sprawling bed of pure Kentucky bluegrass it should be.

The neighbors are getting upset over our dandelawn. It's detracting from their beautiful tulips and weed-free landscaping.

Dandelawn by Jx June 11, 2011

Dandelion 

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.

Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."

Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017

Dandelion 

The plant that spreads the most pollen because it comes apart so easily like soggy bread.

Person A: Does Cindy like Daniel?
Person B: Yea
Person A: Dandelion is true

Dandelion by Aarcy April 19, 2017

dandelionlighters 

Dandelionlighters (dandi for short) is a genius, an inspiration and a hero to all. Dandi is the incredible author of Cast yourself (you are a spell), the brilliant hosie and harry potter fan fiction ever created (certainly better than JK Rowling's) with over 4K kudos (but deserves more if you ask me).

"OMG did you see dandi just updated a new chapter of hosie hogwarts, it was incredible!"
"Dandi please dont kill Josie off :("

"Dandelionlighters is my hero!"

dandelionlighters by hosieendgame October 26, 2020

Dandelion Cock 

A long thing penis with a large bell end.

"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"

Dandelion Cock by Jim Keats October 9, 2014

Dandelion 

She is the most beautiful girl you could meet she is a great friend she is loyal to the very end she is very kind and caring too people she truly loves she is smart and she has great style she’s gets all the attention from the boys

Ohhhh dandelion 😍❤️

Dandelion by Svavedvxndhdb July 16, 2018

Dandyland 

A small place in the mind of a little boys that grants them any and every wish they desire. Dandyland syndrome is a side effect of excessive drug use of cocaine, pot, or even Lunesta. Almost as insane as wonderland.

Hey why are you using Lunesta in the morning. I'm trying to get a membership in Dandyland.

Dandyland by InsaneMonkay June 27, 2011