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Lunesta (eszopiclone ) is a sedative--a sleeping pill. Lunesta and Ambien are of the same drug class commonly known as "z pills" or "non-benzodiazepines" This class is used to treat insomnia. Sleeping pills are ripe for abuse so you know people arent just taking these how doctor recommended.

Lunesta helps people stay asleep when taken for fun the user resists the natural urge to fall asleep before they feel high: relaxation, sedation, confusion, and an indica-like couch-lock. Memory might be impaired. The pill tastes like metal and the taste may take 3 minutes or 24 hours to clear.

Do you remember the early-mid 2000s commercials for s drug starring a floating green butterfly? Yep. That was Lunesta
"yo kev my doctor gave me a sum lunesta earlier today. Did you wanna roll a couple blunts take a couple and watch the NBA Finals?"
Lunesta by BSMfrenchie June 12, 2018

human Lunesta 

The way she goes on ad nauseum about her kids and her running workouts makes her human Lunesta.
human Lunesta by NOVA girl May 24, 2011

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.
Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.
Lonestar Saloon by Big Dirt April 3, 2013
A precocious, pre-pubescent male that is confused about intercourse and has been tricked into utilizing the Alabama Dry Cock on unsuspecting females.
Abby: Did you hear what Sven tried to get me to do last night?

Eddie: Yeah, he's such a lubestar.
Lubestar by GolferGuy235 August 20, 2014

Lonestar illusions 

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.
Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

lunesting 

v.) the state of partaking in one of the greatest past-time activities: sleeping
"Suzie what are you doing in there?"
"Lunesting!"

"It's 3 a.m.! I should be lunesting!"
lunesting by Black Frame May 16, 2010