When one vomits and poops at the same time. It is usually a sign of either extreme drunkenness, or illness. It resembles a dance, as the person pushed forward to puke, and then has the force of diarrhea pushing back at the same time.
Hey Annie, do the poop dance, hey hey, do the poop dance.
Did you see Shit-hagen doing the poop dance last night in the bathroom stalls? Sick.
occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).