Dan’s Syndrome

An unrelenting, visceral attraction to morbidly obese women

“Man this girl is really hot but that absolute tank is guarding her”

“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”

Dan’s Syndrome by Shmoopers69 January 13, 2026

Dan Syndrome 

Dan Robinson, of Leeds and London fame, lives with a tranny, has an uncanny likeness to a Mongoloid.

Dan Syndrome

man, you look like a disabled. Are you Dan Syndrome?

Dan Syndrome by FreddieGotFingered January 7, 2011

Dan Syndrome 

A Syndrome where I person Get really high scores and the next game/round they completely suck.

" Hey bro I carried last game, but I completely sucked this game. Why??"

"Bro I think you caught the Dan syndrome

Dan Syndrome by The Urban man13 September 16, 2011

Dan Syndrome 

Its an illness of being annoying your boss in the workplace favorite phrase: " you eyeballin me!? ", " My question to you is"

Did you just eyeball me cunt!?

I'm sorry mate I have Dan Syndrome

Dan Syndrome by anonymous September 29, 2020

Dan Lay syndrome 

(n) - a disease in which the infected grows strength, chivalry, and, as described in medical terms, a "whopping pair of cajones". Infection produces interesting side effects, however, including increased amounts of testosterone (which leads to increased female attraction, specifically those of the blonde persuasion), improved ability to recognize pitches (see "perfect pitch"), and even lack of cohesive thought. Based off of multiple figures with the same pseudonym functioning out of locations such as Los Angeles CA, Ridgewood NJ, and Boston MA.

Guy #1: Dude, how was your Friday night?

Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!

Guy #1: ...well, fuck.

Dan Lay syndrome by Too many anons November 9, 2011

Dan Petcash Syndrome 

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.

Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK

Dan Petcash Syndrome by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020