Dampf 

A self-righteous hypocrite; one who thinks he/she is holier than thou, yet does not practice what he/she preaches.

He talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. He is such a “Dampf.”

You're completely full of shit; stop Dampfing.

Dampf by Linguist782 July 23, 2014

mein dampf 

A better version of Hitlers book Mein Kampf

(It contains pictures)

I wanna read mein dampf

mein dampf by xdalton March 13, 2020

Damper 

A type of bread that is made out of flour and water and is cooked over a camp fire. Damper is typically eaten with jam, marmalade or butter.

Daniella: I hate camping!
Olivia: Eh, the food is not bad.
Leah: Um no, the damper is so good. DAMPER!!

Damper by DamperLover123 June 18, 2017

dampsterdam 

a perpetually rainy/wet amsterdam.

i arrive in dampsterdam tomorrow. forecast: rain, rain, rain, rain.

dampsterdam by kds818 October 7, 2009

Damp Wood 

A semi-boner.
Not 100% soft, but not 100% hard.
Can be anywhere in between those values

Person 1 - Hey, that girl was actually pretty hot.
Person 2 - Yeah. She gave me damp wood.

Damp Wood by tmh3 July 23, 2009

Damperfan 

An individual who enjoys listening to the podcast Dampercast, the official podcast of generation Y on iTunes by themselves.

I am one of many Damperfans found around the world listening to dampercast.

Damperfan by ParPutt May 25, 2009

damp sponge

Noun - To be #rude someone Adj - To copy someone Moral - DON’T BE A DAMP SPONGE

Girl One - Omg Becky WTF why do have to be such a damp sponge!!! Girl Two (Becky) - I’m not a DAMP SPONGE!!!!! I wanna cry now

damp sponge by Damp Sponge User #17 November 15, 2017