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Kristian Dallapalma 

Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.

Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.

Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"

Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
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When a man sits with his legs crossed and you can see one testicle poking thru his pants.
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dallop by Rickyrouper September 23, 2017
A very weird bdsm punishment involving pull-ups or diapers. The person being disciplined must wear it under very tight clothing for at least 12 hours. Or until subject has relieved him or herself twice!
Sass me again and I’ll put a dullup on that ass!
dullup by streetcream April 25, 2021
a loveable, loyal girlfriend. Norfolk slang (UK)
"i am going to see the one and only dillup later"

"is everything going well between you and your dillup?"
dillup by dustybootz February 13, 2013
Dallus is a beautiful person, she is really sporty and kind hearted ! AHHAHAHA at times doe;) she is a Great singer ! She's pretty ! She's in love wif someone but she would Neva tell ya!;) she's in love with music ALOT! She has a lot of friends and is popular -( well that's what I think cos I'm one of her closest friends) BYEE!
Dallus if your reading this sorry had to XD luv you!!
Awesome
Dallus
Cool
Sporty
Singer
Talented

Kind
Sexy;)
Pretty

In love
dallus by Bettybeast July 24, 2014
To shut the fuck up; to shut the hell up; made by a bunch of kids in Tucker High School!
Man stop talking 'bout my gurl, you need to dellup.
Dellup by babyI516 December 1, 2010