Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

Slower Dauphin by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011

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Dauphin

A small town full of rebels running wild. Also known as "Dirty Dirty" or "D-Town". Where the rednecks outnumber the gangsters and everyone got your back. The firemen are handsome as shit...well some of them, scenery is beautiful, food is great(except Hardee's) and the booze is endless! One might also rip some lips or shoot some tail.

"Where are you from?"
"Dauphin, where everyone's like family and we all know Scott Lesh"

Dauphin by MooseKnuckleSandwich August 8, 2016

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dauphyo

A white kid who attempts to compensate for his lack of culture by fancifully adopting the hip-hop lifestyle.

"Check out this dauphyo trying to act all ghetto."

dauphyo by Rowland December 15, 2003

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dialup

1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.

2) See aol or hell.

Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*

dialup by Pantyhose lover June 27, 2005

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