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A unit of time expressed as longer than what is actually accurate; an exaggeration of the amount of time that has passed between the last occurrence.

Used in lieu of the word “ages”.
Maya: “It has been dages since the last time I’ve had a gummy or two”

Pat: “As I recall, you had three last week, and passed out on my couch.”

Maya: “I said dages…maybe just one today”
Dages by New Edina Bailey January 19, 2023
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Daeshbag 

a pejorative for members of what is variously called "the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria" (ISIS), "the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant" (ISIL), or "the Islamic State" (IS). It is based on "Daesh" or D-A-ʿI-SH, its acronym in Arabic (for al-dawla al-islamiya fi al-ʿIraq wa-al-Sham) + "bag", playing on the similar sounds of "daesh" and "douche".
They cant hide. Last week a daeshbag tried to check into a hotel in Istanbul. He was accompanied by a sheep he introduced as wife. by Capulcu TurkKick (@TurkKick) on Twitter, October 14, 2014
Daeshbag by qariwa October 15, 2014

danesmenlander 

The Formal term used to describe persons from Danesmenland, also known as Denmark a Province of the Kingdom of Sweden.
“Wow that’s a bad speech impediment!”, “Oh, that’s Lars, he’s an Danesmenlander from Dansmenland.”
danesmenlander by -=Vog=- October 12, 2019
An Indian woman who likes raisins in her ass
"Oh hi dageda, why have you got raisins in your ass?!"
dageda by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

two stops from dagenham 

mad (colloquial, particularly in Essex)

because the station 2 stops from Dagenham is Barking.
Yeap, you've gone two stops from Dagenham!
Danesha is one of the loud funny pretty girl . She can be nice at times and got a attitude and a mouth .
Danesha can be loud but loves shoes.
Danesha by Dcool June 3, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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