Dages 

A really long time... (Days + Ages = Dages)

Damn, I ain't seen you in dages. How you been?

Dages by Pandaryder July 29, 2009

Dages 

A unit of time expressed as longer than what is actually accurate; an exaggeration of the amount of time that has passed between the last occurrence.

Used in lieu of the word “ages”.

Maya: “It has been dages since the last time I’ve had a gummy or two”

Pat: “As I recall, you had three last week, and passed out on my couch.”

Maya: “I said dages…maybe just one today”

Dages by New Edina Bailey January 19, 2023

Daeshbag 

a pejorative for members of what is variously called "the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria" (ISIS), "the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant" (ISIL), or "the Islamic State" (IS). It is based on "Daesh" or D-A-ʿI-SH, its acronym in Arabic (for al-dawla al-islamiya fi al-ʿIraq wa-al-Sham) + "bag", playing on the similar sounds of "daesh" and "douche".

They cant hide. Last week a daeshbag tried to check into a hotel in Istanbul. He was accompanied by a sheep he introduced as wife. by Capulcu TurkKick (@TurkKick) on Twitter, October 14, 2014

Daeshbag by qariwa October 15, 2014

danesmenlander 

The Formal term used to describe persons from Danesmenland, also known as Denmark a Province of the Kingdom of Sweden.

“Wow that’s a bad speech impediment!”, “Oh, that’s Lars, he’s an Danesmenlander from Dansmenland.”

danesmenlander by -=Vog=- October 12, 2019

dageda

An Indian woman who likes raisins in her ass

"Oh hi dageda, why have you got raisins in your ass?!"

dageda by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

two stops from dagenham 

mad (colloquial, particularly in Essex)

because the station 2 stops from Dagenham is Barking.

Yeap, you've gone two stops from Dagenham!

two stops from dagenham by Bylli May 24, 2009

Danesha 

Danesha is one of the loud funny pretty girl . She can be nice at times and got a attitude and a mouth .

Danesha can be loud but loves shoes.

Danesha by Dcool June 3, 2018