6 definitions by New Edina Bailey
A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.
by New Edina Bailey February 1, 2023
Pronounced (curl)
n. A female who goes unnoticed frequently; an almost invisible-like quality.
Ghuy - The male version of ghirl
n. A female who goes unnoticed frequently; an almost invisible-like quality.
Ghuy - The male version of ghirl
On many occasions, Ginny felt like a ghirl as men only seemed to approach her friends and completely ignore her like she wasn’t even there.
by New Edina Bailey February 1, 2023
A subculture of TikTok populated by women posting alluring, cleavage-laden content in an effort to get men (usually much older) to tap on their image which leads to their Insta profile which leads to an OnlyFans account where they can ultimately profit for their efforts. Every time a profile is viewed, TikTok sends similar posts to the viewer’s For You feed. Thus, the competition for OnlyFans revenue is driven up to the point where some of the women will claim to only want men who are rich dads with small penises.
Ashley: Hi Bethany! I’m so glad you and Roger came to our party.
Bethany: Thanks for having us Ash, so nice of you!
Ashley: Where is Roger anyway?
Bethany: Who knows? Probably downstairs with the other husbands on boobtok.
Ashley: So disgusting! I don’t know why you put up with that. I left Kenny after he spent over $2000 on OnlyFans.
Bethany: I know, and I get it in your case, but it doesn’t really bother me if he looks at other women. He’s not exactly the most handsome guy, and he’s hung like a tick. He knows I’m the best it’s ever going to get.
Ashley: I envy your confidence.
Bethany: Thanks for having us Ash, so nice of you!
Ashley: Where is Roger anyway?
Bethany: Who knows? Probably downstairs with the other husbands on boobtok.
Ashley: So disgusting! I don’t know why you put up with that. I left Kenny after he spent over $2000 on OnlyFans.
Bethany: I know, and I get it in your case, but it doesn’t really bother me if he looks at other women. He’s not exactly the most handsome guy, and he’s hung like a tick. He knows I’m the best it’s ever going to get.
Ashley: I envy your confidence.
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
A unit of time expressed as longer than what is actually accurate; an exaggeration of the amount of time that has passed between the last occurrence.
Used in lieu of the word “ages”.
Used in lieu of the word “ages”.
Maya: “It has been dages since the last time I’ve had a gummy or two”
Pat: “As I recall, you had three last week, and passed out on my couch.”
Maya: “I said dages…maybe just one today”
Pat: “As I recall, you had three last week, and passed out on my couch.”
Maya: “I said dages…maybe just one today”
by New Edina Bailey January 19, 2023
noun a turd so long, one end sticks out of the water.
syn. JV Airdump - an airdump in the new, standard toilets that use less water.
syn. Wright Brothers - the rare feat of two airdumps in a single session, created by one individual.
syn. JV Airdump - an airdump in the new, standard toilets that use less water.
syn. Wright Brothers - the rare feat of two airdumps in a single session, created by one individual.
Steve refused to take a shit for the entire duration of our cross-country drive. He despised public restrooms. It was inevitable when we got to our destination an airdump might be in the works, or maybe even a Wright Brothers if he was careful, but that was almost impossible.
by New Edina Bailey January 26, 2019