A daddle saddle is a saddle for dads instead of horses, it's almost the same as a horse saddle but only used for queer dads to give their kid a fucking weird ride!
Queer dad gives his son a totally fucking weird ride on his brand new daddle saddle.
Textingsystem between a Dad and his adult children. Instead of googling, your Dad texts you and asks a question so you can Google it for him and relay the info.
Daddle, verb
Definition: When your Father refuses to Google and asks you instead.
Example text from Dad?
DAD: What was the name of that club in the Santa Cruz mountains back in the 70s? (Before my time)
Me: idk. (Daddle, 70s club in Santa Cruz mountains).
Me: Chateau Liberte
DAD: That's it! Thank you.
Me: You know you could have just googled.it.
DAD: I did.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.