dadolescent

An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.

Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016

Adolescent

What I was before I became an adult urophiliac, meaning I derive erotic pleasure for being treated like a toilet.

I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult I'm a urophiliac. I derive sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet.

by TonyGunk February 15, 2019

Fluorescent Adolescent

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys.

2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.

1. Fluorescent Adolescent is my favourite song from Favourite Worst Nightmare.

2. If you let your child sit infront of the tv everynight he's going to become a fluorescent adolescent.

by Sanna C. November 1, 2008

adolescent adult

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.

Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

the adolescents

THE most influential and kickass punk band to emerge from southern california.

the adolescents were just teenagers when their debut album rocked the charts in 1981.

by the storm drains April 22, 2009

adolescent

the worst years of your life when your enimies are your friends your friends are your family and your family is you enimie. when girls freak out because they think having a pimple is acne and spend 50 grand on products to cover it up. when guys try to get in a girls pants before they even kissed the girl. just to be cool around their friends. when everything is a mess. homework piles to your head and you go on msn/aol/yahoo for atlease half of your day. when coke is not just a drink. skirts are pulled up to baerly cover the ass and pants are pulled down to show half your boxer. if your caught with your parents your social life is over. when people try to buy the most expensive things they can lay their hands on jsut to fit in. friends are backstabers and you life is just a living hell. so you make you life seem so perfect by partying every weekend and getting high.

prep1: EEEK!! I just got a pimple! omg omg omg now the quarterback is never gunna love mee!!!
prep2: //secretly thinks heheh yes now is my chance to go out with him// omg omg looks like we have to go shopping!!! i know this totally great stuff trust me it works

emo1: fuk look at the fukin preps i hope they all suffercate from the make up they use
emo2: my life is so horrible they know nothing.

trust me your adolescent years are the worst years of your life all the drama and stuff not cool.

by --lynn-- March 25, 2007

LADolescent

A British male (typically but not limited to the younger end of the teenage spectrum) that is undergoing a change in their behaviour at an attempt to achieve true LAD status.

Steve: Have you heard what Gary did yesterday?
Dave: No, please enlighten me...
Steve: Well, in an attempt to impress the rest of the lads he downed a pint of lager in less than 5 seconds followed by an Apple Sours chaser.
Dave: Good effort but room for improvement. A double Sammy B chaser instead would have displayed greater LADness. On the plus side, his banter has improved considerably over the last few months. - LADolescent

by s0lace October 20, 2011