daddler

a dad that is bald (or going bald) and very child-like who thinks dad jokes are cool but has mastered nothing but grilling

did you see that photo of merissa? she looked like a complete daddler.
yeah, she only knew how to grill how embarrassing!!

by radxsarah March 22, 2016

daddler

a father who "diddles" his son/his son's friends

urbandictionarycharacter1: You see your old man around recently?
urbandictionarycharacter2: Yeah, he fucking raped me. Happy?
urbandictionarycharacter1: *snort*, Classic daddler.

by theohiorizzguy May 9, 2024

thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.

Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit

by Kdissociation October 3, 2018

hoodly daddle

The moon, according to the baby boomers who allegedly landed men there in their spare time.

The hoodly daddle sure is bright tonight! You know we landed a man there when I was only in high school? What have you done millennial!

by gravedigger bear July 1, 2019

Kid Diddler

A child molester.

Jared from Subway is a Kid Diddler

by UltimatePunchMan May 22, 2017

Pube Diddler

One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.

"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.

by KnoLeDeKeySean Royale November 7, 2013

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020