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Daddyism 

A older single guy with a dominant streak whom a much younger girl finds attractive. Doesn't have any children so he ends up spanking his young girlfriend in the ass for fun. Usually ends up being a boyfriend of a girl with daddy issues. In sexual situation, the girlfriend's conversation will always go along these lines:
"I'm ready to be spanked now daddy"

"When can I get to play with it daddy?"

"You make it hurt so good daddy"

"Daddy can I be your good little girl?"

"Daddy, please punish me daddy"
Ray: Look at Trey strutting around with those two hot college chicks! How can I get those?

John: Dude, you're not attractive, you're just 28 and already have a demon of a kid you never disciplined. Basically, you don't have daddyism.
Daddyism by Troy007 December 19, 2012
The way in which one followers a certain type of life style. The actions the choose will determine how close to "Madder" you become.

The ultimate goal in which you reach "Madder" status and follow along side Madder him/her self.

Only two poeple have ever reached madder-ism but many have followed in the path.
*A guy is sitting in a icepool* - Kid; "OMG MADDER"

"Omg look at that guy hes sooooo Madder"

"There goes a true desciple of Madderism"
Madderism by Thehumblemadder-desciple September 24, 2009

Dowderism 

Making plans you know you will not keep.
“Are you meeting us next weekend or is this a dowderism?”
Dowderism by Gizza_1916 April 27, 2023

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Daddyism 

A religon believing that everyone was created from a celestial being called the eternal fetus or the eternal daddy.
The members of the religon also strongly believe in things like equality.
My religion is daddyism. I'm a daddyist.
Daddyism by Seabass_tiondanzig March 24, 2021

daddyism 

used for describing phrases, words, etc that your father says or said to you during your childhood.
Child: (Something their dad says)
Mother: Don't say that, only dad can say that! It's a daddyism.
daddyism by lolitachicka May 17, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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