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doddler, noun, something you would call your friend it came from "dude" and "doll"
so one day you are one facebook or your texting someone and they same something really sweet you call them a "doll" then then they say you are a dude. then thats when you pull out that big word that puts those two together and be like we are a "doddler"
doddler by simbah September 10, 2011
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thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
thorndale diddler by Kdissociation October 3, 2018

Kid Diddler 

Jared from Subway is a Kid Diddler

dirty doubling doodler 

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot
"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

Pube Diddler

One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.
"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.
Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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