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dadde
Funk Dadde
An associate to the Funk Ninja. What else is there to say? He must be a supreme being to be associated with the Ninja of all Ninjas.
Funk Dadde by Funk Ninja February 15, 2003
Smoochie Daddë
A top tier Dad who is the calm in chaos. Heart in hand. Backbone like iron. Soft where it counts, strong where it’s needed. He gives his all—even when it’s all gone.
It’s 3 a.m. The baby’s screaming. Mom’s drained. The bottles aren’t washed.
Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.
In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”
That’s a Smoochie Daddë. He doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.
In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”
That’s a Smoochie Daddë. He doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
Smoochie Daddë by Smoochie Daddë May 26, 2025
Pull a daddy
When you don’t come to work and pretend you are working from home due to some fictitious illness. But you feel better at the end of the day and rock out with your cock out in the evening.
Pull a daddy by Captain tickler October 26, 2017
Vanilla Bone Daddy
Vanilla Bone Daddy by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026