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Funk Dadde
An associate to the Funk Ninja. What else is there to say? He must be a supreme being to be associated with the Ninja of all Ninjas.
Funk Dadde by Funk Ninja February 15, 2003
Smoochie Daddë
A top tier Dad who is the calm in chaos. Heart in hand. Backbone like iron. Soft where it counts, strong where it’s needed. He gives his all—even when it’s all gone.
It’s 3 a.m. The baby’s screaming. Mom’s drained. The bottles aren’t washed.
Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.
In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”
That’s a Smoochie Daddë. He doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.
In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”
That’s a Smoochie Daddë. He doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
Smoochie Daddë by Smoochie Daddë May 26, 2025
Pull a daddy
When you don’t come to work and pretend you are working from home due to some fictitious illness. But you feel better at the end of the day and rock out with your cock out in the evening.
Pull a daddy by Captain tickler October 26, 2017
Vanilla Bone Daddy
Vanilla Bone Daddy by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017