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Ryan: "You wanna go hang gliding after our buddha sesh today??"

Josh: "Dowmmmmmmmmmm"
dowm by jueeeelz September 14, 2013
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Dead, old, white men (refers to literature)
If he or she looks in the anthology for the year and sees nothing but what we in young adult literature call DOWMs — dead, old, white men — and no Native authors, what do they think? I don’t count? I don’t exist? The only stories that matter are the stories of Northern Europeans?
DOWM by PrometheanLife April 9, 2018

Dowmination 

Having your dog eaten by a Korean classmate.
I experienced dowmination when Adrienne ordered the St. Bernard.
Dowmination by siteven August 11, 2009
Someone who is kind loved by everyone & great dominos player
Mustafa is dowman
dowman by Kid_west June 24, 2020

Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie 

It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...
Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...

Dirty Dowman

When you get smashed on booger sugar, get your cock out at the party and order a low grade hooker from the internet.
Fuck man, did you hear about Rodriguez? He Dirty Dowman’ed lastnight, neighbours are pissed
Dirty Dowman by Crazy kunt August 4, 2021

Craig Dowman 

An extremely handsome man, who will steal your girl. Known for his humongous penis size, wits, cunning, intelligence, and overall awesomeness. But Craig Dowman can be quite bothersome at times, although he may not mean it, and has slept with so many people he lost count at 52.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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