doornob 

a name to call someone when they are being really dum

guy:does 2+2+22?
girl:ur such a doornob

doornob by macketteem,erly December 29, 2007

Doornob 

A bustdown to the 3rd degree. (Cuz bustdowns have limits, but with doornobs, everybody gets a turn)

That doornob slob on my knob like corn on the cob

Doornob by Giddy November 30, 2003

Doornob slut 

A girl who gets a guy just because they know she will suck them and fuck them and then when she's done she cuts off there dicks and put them on her night stand (dickstand) and then when she runs out of guys she just plays with the dicks that she cut off and waits for her next victim

TATUM VANN IS A DOORNOB SLUT

Doornob slut by DIXIEGIRL16 April 15, 2017

compton doornob 

a brutal act of urban violence in which the attacker (usually assisted) pins the victom to the ground and proceeds to cut around the victoms outstreached knee cap with a boxcutter leaving some muscle and bone in the middle, then the attacker twists the cut knee in a 180 degree motion like a doornob locking the victoms leg in place.

...and i'll tell you how i got this wheelchair, when i was young some boys gave me that dreaded compton doornob

compton doornob by VictorZarnowitz2 March 16, 2009

donut on the doornob 

A sexual term for when a cream filled donut is inserted over a penis, and is eaten off creating a crumb cream type jizz.

Donut on the doornob me, Place that donut over my penis and it eat that baby.

donut on the doornob by Pheonix phlyer August 18, 2016

a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011