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a name to call someone when they are being really dum
guy:does 2+2+22?
girl:ur such a doornob
doornob by macketteem,erly December 29, 2007
Words you can keep
A bustdown to the 3rd degree. (Cuz bustdowns have limits, but with doornobs, everybody gets a turn)
That doornob slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Doornob by Giddy November 30, 2003

Doornob slut 

A girl who gets a guy just because they know she will suck them and fuck them and then when she's done she cuts off there dicks and put them on her night stand (dickstand) and then when she runs out of guys she just plays with the dicks that she cut off and waits for her next victim
TATUM VANN IS A DOORNOB SLUT
Doornob slut by DIXIEGIRL16 April 15, 2017

compton doornob 

a brutal act of urban violence in which the attacker (usually assisted) pins the victom to the ground and proceeds to cut around the victoms outstreached knee cap with a boxcutter leaving some muscle and bone in the middle, then the attacker twists the cut knee in a 180 degree motion like a doornob locking the victoms leg in place.
...and i'll tell you how i got this wheelchair, when i was young some boys gave me that dreaded compton doornob

donut on the doornob 

A sexual term for when a cream filled donut is inserted over a penis, and is eaten off creating a crumb cream type jizz.
Donut on the doornob me, Place that donut over my penis and it eat that baby.

a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.
Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.
a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.
As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.
doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011
Word of the Day on March 6, 2026
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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