Making a ton of polls for small audiences that last for a long time so after the polls ended you randomly get the result eventho everyone already forgot about it.
The act of fully committing to a mindless, dopamine-drenched state — mouth open, brain off, completely checked out from reality — usually while watching short-form video or lost in your phone. Named after the viral drooling cat meme: a fried-looking cat with its mouth wide open and a big blue line of drool coming out, low-res on purpose, stupid on purpose. To droolmax is to stop performing and just be the cat: zero effort, zero shame, pure surrender to the scroll.
“Bro’s been droolmaxxing on TikTok for 3 hours, he doesn’t even know what day it is.”
“Nah I’m not depressed, I’m droolmaxxing. Different thing.”
“She caught me droolmaxxing at 2am and just left the room.”
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.