Making a ton of polls for small audiences that last for a long time so after the polls ended you randomly get the result even tho everyone already forgot about it.
The act of fully committing to a mindless, dopamine-drenched state — mouth open, brain off, completely checked out from reality — usually while watching short-form video or lost in your phone. Named after the viral drooling cat meme: a fried-looking cat with its mouth wide open and a big blue line of drool coming out, low-res on purpose, stupid on purpose. To droolmax is to stop performing and just be the cat: zero effort, zero shame, pure surrender to the scroll.
“Bro’s been droolmaxxing on TikTok for 3 hours, he doesn’t even know what day it is.”
“Nah I’m not depressed, I’m droolmaxxing. Different thing.”
“She caught me droolmaxxing at 2am and just left the room.”
Getting way too good at convincing yourself everything is cooked. Not just being a doomer. Doommaxxing is the art of seeing one bad headline and deciding society has 18 months, at most. Biggest offenders: reply guys, collapse bros, dudes who somehow turn every conversation into Rome, birth rates, AI, nukes, or “the West.”
“Gas went up ten cents and bro started doommaxxing about civilizational decline.”<br><br>
“I asked how his week was and he started talking about population collapse.” <br><br>
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.