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DJeans are when you try to pass off jeans as dress pants by tucking in a button up shirt while wearing dress shoes or cowboy boots. Sometimes as sport jacket is involved. It usually happens at weddings, and when your office starts a new business casual dress code.
According to the new company policy on Business Casual, Randy was in violation with his grey Levi Djeans,even though his white button up was tucked in.
DJeans by Krunchy Wonder March 5, 2018
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Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.

deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich

deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.

Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.

Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.

If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.

I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.

You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
deansteak by ninetynine99 December 23, 2012

Mikheal Deans 

A Jamaican self-taught painter, graphics designer, cartoonist, character designer, animator, and entrepreneur.
You are like Mikheal Deans, one of the most gifted pianists in the world.
Mikheal Deans by slaehk December 8, 2021

Deanster 

The absolute unit. No mere mortal can compete with his masculinity and overall power. He can swoon any female that enters his gaze and destroy any mans ego. Definitely someone to avoid taking your girlfriend around. He probably has more power but he never shares his feelings.
"I was at a lame party with my boys, then the deanster showed up and had 8 girls on his biceps"
Deanster by XboxliveGamertag April 16, 2019

deanstash 

v.

To exhibit the actions of a forum troll, especially in making up outlandish and completely non-believable rumors about the existence of a hidden feature in a video game.

Especially a sniper rifle.
"Stop deanstashing around!"
deanstash by NateDan April 23, 2007
A strong minded individual who has no fear of any conflict or situations thats thrown at him.
Djean - A strong individual.
djean by 123 April 11, 2020

Deansexual 

Being Deansexual means being attracted to Dean Winchester
Paul: What is your sexuality?
Andrea: I’m Deansexual
Paul: What do you mean?
Andrea: I mean I’m attracted to Dean Winchester
Deansexual by Mata233 December 30, 2020