Djo-Akim 

Djo-Akim is the Egyptianized name of the (in)famous pin king of Ghent Joachim aka Notorious E.A.T. aka Mr. White Chocolate

Djo-Akim: Phara-Oh!
Lean Back on the desk, so I can touch your chest

Djo-Akim by Jizzle November 1, 2004

Marsi-djo 

Marsi-djo is a name that is only used once by someone only 1 person is called Marsi-Djo she is a girl and lives in the netherlands From the day (19 April 2022) is no one named Marsi-djo execpt her

Random girl: Hey what is a "Marsi-djo"

Marsi-djo: uhh :,)

Marsi-djo by MDS^ April 19, 2022

The Djo Effect 

A strange feeling of discomfort and agony that occurs when a piece of media (be it a song, a movie, a videogame, a book, etc.) that you are extremely fond of which was once relatively unknown to the general public suddenly becomes extremely mainstream via social media or some other means of publicity, thus kinda ruining the personal connection you had made with that piece of media.

*End of Beginning by Djo plays quietly in the background from a small Bluetooth speaker*
"Man, I used to really like Napoleon Dynamite but then everyone started quoting it all the time."
'Same here man, that's a classic case of The Djo Effect.'

The Djo Effect by Ginrephiced E-file May 2, 2024

DJonics 

Pronunciation - "Dee-John-ix"

The term coined for a made up word that is effectively created by the apparent lack of knowledge by the speaker (specifically a radio DJ). This disheartening phenomenon has a high rate of occurrence during the World's Largest Trivia Contest hosted by 90FM in Stevens Point Wisconsin.

SadDJ: "...while floating in milk, 'devarro' another square.."
TriviaPlayer1: "wait, what? Did that dude just say 'devarro' instead of devour?"
TriviaPlayer2: "yeah buddy, horrible case of djonics, I hope he does better"
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Bad DJ: "The answer to question 1 in hour 43 is A-B-B-A"
TriviaPlayer1: "Aw hell no, does this guy NOT know who ABBA is and spelled their name instead?"
TriviaPlayer2: "Yes, this is an example of inexperienced djonics, he has no idea who ABBA is.
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ConfusedDJ: "In the anals of punkadalia..."
TriviaPlayer1: "Nooope, Nope, I swear to God he meant to say 'annals' and just doesn't know how to read"
TriviaPlayer2: "Best example of djonics EVER"
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DJonics by bestgreenknight April 23, 2017

Djordjije 

Djordjije (Georgije, Georgius)
Very smart, attractive, dairy bad boy. He makes a girl pregnant with just one glance. (like God did with Holy Mary) #htelabisvaka He's also ambitious. He will achieve whatever he sets his mind to. He is tall and handsome. He is from Montenegro, unique, one and only. He makes everyone laugh, even Tomislav Nikolic.

- You know that amazing underground Serbian rapper?
- Djordjije?
- Yes, one and only.

Djordjije by Tijana Tijanic January 9, 2018

Djoopa lean 

When you’re lean beyond the point of return. Most likely as a result of the use of marijuana. When djoopa lean, one may lose all capability of rational thought, i.e. really fucking high.

*after eating 3 edibles* “manaman is djoopa lean still”

Djoopa lean by suppscousin July 9, 2018

Djoats

Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.

Djoats is walking down the street:

Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"

Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.

Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"

*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*

Djoats by barrano247 January 10, 2012