dilfie

A Dick selfie; so your girl knows what's up

Hey boy let me get a Dilfie

dilfie by Kelzwave November 25, 2015

DILFIE

Dick Selfie!

But first let me take a.......DILFIE!

DILFIE by #BAPtastic June 8, 2016

dilfication 

The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.

Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.

dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020

dilfism

a heartbreaking disease in which you only experience attraction to men too old for you e.g jim hopper or obi wan kenobi (specifically in his series)

i have a serious case of dilfism, i have a crush on obi wan kenobi

dilfism by i like men three times my age June 1, 2022

Trent Dilfer 

Someone he calls himself a "Super Bowl Champion" even though he was the biggest detriment to his team. Tim Tebow could out throw him. He also spent all of his money buying his own Super Bowl ring because the organization said he didn't deserve one so he now spends 20 hours a day on ESPN. The best part about Trent is that he actually believes he was a good quarterback and has knowledge of the game.

"Hey what's on ESPN?" "Oh nothing just Trent Dilfer talking about what it takes to be a QB even though he has no idea."

Trent Dilfer by Stevie Young January 24, 2012

DILFism

1st Definition: The theory surrounding the proper classification of a man as a "DILF".
2nd Definition: A disease which alters the mind into finding men over the age of 38 attractive.

Commonly found in young adults, DILFism affects one's perception of a "hot person". To classify someone as a DILF, they must meet the three requirements of a) having children, b) being over the age of 38, and/or c) having played OR been a father.

Symptoms of DILFism include:
- "simping" or feeling a sensation of ovulation when presented with an attractive older man
- strong romantic and/or sexual feelings towards men that a) have children, b) are over the age of 38, or c) have played a dad in a movie, TV show, Grammarly commercial, etc.
- finding geriatric or men over the age of 38 attractive
- creating a worshipping site for a man classified as a "DILF"
- and much, much, MUCH more

Person A: "Damn, Jon Bernthal is so fine, he puts me in heat"

Person B: "I think you suffer from 'DILFism'"

Person A: "Why do you say that"

Person B: "Because you are simping over a 46 year-old man"

Person A: "You're right! I am suffering from DILFism"

DILFism by anonymous December 31, 2022

dilfism

the practice of simping over old men who look married and rich

“bruh zoe simps over like,, 5 of her friends’ dads.....”
“it’s called dilfism dumbass!! anyways,, any of you want a stepmom?”

dilfism by kurapikers February 1, 2021