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Deluded Fool 

Someone who lacks judgement.
Is blinded by some sort of factor, usually emotional.

In the Great Gatsby, Jay Gatsby was a deluded fool.
Nicole: Geee Alexia, your such a stalker, like lay off. He does not like you.

Michelle: I agree, that boy dun like you.

Alexia: But I've been stalking him for 5 years now, I cant let go just like that.

Michelle: your such a deluded fool.
Deluded Fool by moflow13 April 9, 2011

Self deluded

To be full of one's self, to look in the mirror and say dam i'm sexy, believing your own lies to be truth, and living in your own world.
I work at Dos, or at a bar and I'm so fine I get numbers all the time im so Self deluded.
Self deluded by ex-marine211 June 7, 2011
A word that's used by many "Elounor" shippers. It means idiotic, stupid, and unreasonable. Popularized by Eleanor Calder, the beard of Louis Tomlinson of One Direction. It started out from a tweet she used to defend herself, and her worshippers (aka Calderics) started overusing the word. Used to describe Larry shippers, but usually reflects the user itself.
OMG, ELOUNOR IS REAL! YOU'RE SO DELUDED! GO HAND YOURSELF! - Anonymous

Stop being so deluded. Eleanor and Louis are IN LOVE, and you guys are sooo deluded that you can't see the love!

-Anonymous
Deluded by WhoSpeaksTheTruth July 17, 2012

dilaudid 

Hospital Heroin. Strong painkiller, very small. Varies from K2, K4, K6, & K8.

Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.
"I'm about to do a THICK diluadid."
dilaudid by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

Deflauded 

A noun describing a multitude of different descriptional possibilities usually pertaining to women in a alcohol induced state of mind.
That bitch is deflauded.

Damn yo, Jess is deflauded!!!!!!!!!!!
Deflauded by TMAC21 November 21, 2012
Definition of deluded Manchester United Fans who think ole gunnar solskjaer is the answer and that it's the second coming of Manchester United....most of these fans used to support Liverpool or come from Berkshire.
I'm deluded and travel 262 miles round trip to watch crap football
Deluded by Ole 2018 December 29, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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