DIABB

Die in a bubble bath.

Bob: Hey!
Larry: Go DIABB

by jxk March 10, 2007

Diet-inspired diabetes

When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"

This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)

Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.

One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.

Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!

by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016

710%er Dabber

They are the 710% who exist in the universe who DAB. CANNABIS WEED
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨

I DAB everyday so that makes me a Genuine 710%er DABBER

by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019

Crusty Diabetic

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Dole Dabber

“Initially a commercial for the Danon brands ‘Dole Dipper’ product, it has since been modified to represent those who have gone completely off the rails or absolutely bonkers do to the overuse of a THC pen apparatus.”

Man Michael such a dole dabber he can’t even speak English

by Barnman April 4, 2019

Brown dabber

When u have to poop so bad that a little comes out on your underwear

I tried to hold my poop but a brown dabber happened

by Jonniecam August 4, 2016

Type 1 Diabetes

When your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it IS NOT your fault. Type 1 is when you are not a fat ass and eat yourself sick. Its when your body goes apeshit crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?

"So you have diabetes? but youre not fat?"

"I have type 1 diabetes dumbass..."

by MadiMay August 23, 2011