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From the abbreviation of Drunk As Fuck, a DAF or Daffney refers to a female who is drunk as a skunk when you first meet.
So I met a Daffney at the Ale House last night who called me, and I quote, "gorgeous" but I'm not sure if she meant it or if she'd just been hitting the sauce too hard.
Daffney by Antonymous90 January 21, 2016
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Daffney Gillfin 

A character from the Snorks cartoon. She is a pretty coral-colored, black-haired female Snorks who is the best friend of Casey Kelp.
"This is so beautiful!" - Daffney Gillfin
Daffney Gillfin by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2022

Backwards Daffney 

The act of going to the toilet in a reverse manner thus spreading your excrement towards the inner front of the porcelain bowl making it impossible to flush.
"I just backwards Daffney'd my mates toilet now he will have no choice but to scrub-a-dub-dub it off when he wakes up"
Backwards Daffney by beavis1982 August 3, 2007

GFCW Daffney

The scream Queen, aka one of the best GFCW "Stars" EVER.
Daffney pwns all dude...seriously!!!
GFCW Daffney by Lt_Shaft April 28, 2005
The cutest, funniest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet. Very talkative but talking to her is fun. Likes books and is cute when angry. Has a great personality and is very energetic. Is a great friend; you'd be lucky to be friends with a Daffny. Most of her jokes are corny but she gets really happy when somebody finds them funny. When you have a bad day, go talk to Daffny and you'll feel better. She always has fun stories to share. Everybody loves Daffny, it's hard to not like her.
Daffny is so short, sometimes it's hard to believe she's actually a highschooler.
Daffny by S ecret February 2, 2020
To do something awesome, to insult, to win, to pwn. Hindi slang. Usage:

"Dafney macha dunga!"

(I'll pwn/kill/insult you)
Code Warriors ne Exun mein dafney macha diye.
Dafney is something that the Code Warriors did at Exun.
AAJ TOH DAFNEY MACHANE HAIN!
Dafney by namanyayg November 12, 2012
Daffne is very shy at first but when she’s comfortable with someone shes crazy ,Daffne is a vv pretty her eyes are gorgeous SHE PERFECT and she doesn’t like talking about her problems and it’s very hard for her to hide when she sad,mad,or happy if u ask if she okay shell say yeah but in reality nope she dying inside she’ll always be there for you, it’s very hard for Daffne to trust people some people find her annoying but no she’s someone that u would want to be friends with it very hard for Daffne to reject or admit feelings to someone so never think She does/doesn’t like u. ❤️
friend 1- look that’s Daffne let’s go talk to her
friend 2-yes let’s go
daffne by you girlfriend November 21, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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