DESKFAST
Having breakfast at your work desk in the morning, usually due to limited time and modern lifestyles. A staple of the office worker who has to be in early.
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deckfast by higginlover101 May 11, 2009
Deskfat
The weight an active person gains after being removed from active duty and gets locked away in an office behind a desk indulging in copious amounts of donuts and imbibing exotic coffees; all the while being lied to by fellow coworkers just how GREAT they look.. meanwhile they look leathery and dangly in all the wrong places.
Kenneth: Has anyone seen Lindsey lately? Wow, she looks Amazing!
Carina: Huh? She looks like SHIT! I know you like them heavy girls, but she done gained a whole lot of deskfat since she got an office job!
Kenneth: Aww.. deskfat is the best!!
Carina: Huh? She looks like SHIT! I know you like them heavy girls, but she done gained a whole lot of deskfat since she got an office job!
Kenneth: Aww.. deskfat is the best!!
Deskfat by #NoDreamTooSmall June 26, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.